Alright so if you haven’t heard the original The Chainsmokers’ #selfie yet take a listen…

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Now check out OUR Pittsburgh version of the #OpeningDaySelfie…



(Written by: Elista & TJ the DJ)

Pittsburgh #OpeningDayselfie

When Jason Grilli was on the mound
I kept on seeing him look at me while I was eating the closer
Do you think he was just eyeing up my sandwich
Because he was totally staring at my buns
and I don’t know if it’s the bacon or the 9 types of cheese
So… like what do you think?
Did you think it was the cheese?
How did that bacon even get in here?
Did the cheese just drip on me?
It’s so gooey and that bacon is so tasty
Who eats tatchos anyway?
It’s not even winter, why does 100.7 Star keep on playing “Let It Go”?
After we go to the bathroom, can we go get another closer?
I really need another one
But first,

[Beat drops]

Can yinz help me pick a filter?
I don’t know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia
I don’t think PNC Park should look tan
What should my caption be?
I want it to be clever
How about “Livin’ with my yinzers, hash tag Lets GO Bucs”
I only got 10K likes in the last 5 minutes
Do you think I should take it down?

[Beat drops]

Wait, pause, PNC Park just liked my selfie
What a ballpark
Is that guy sleeping in the stands over there?
Yeah, the one next to the girl with no Pirate shirt on
That’s so ratchet
That girl is such a bandwagon fun
She definitely bought her Pirate tix from a scalper
Who goes out on Mondays?
OK, let’s go take some shots
Oh no, I feel like I’m gonna throw up
Oh wait, nevermind I’m fine
Let’s go eat
There’s no Heinz ketchup at this table
Do you know anyone else here?
Oh my god, the Pirate Parrot just texted me
DO they make a bobblehead of him? I wanna take it home with me…
I guess I took a good #OpeningDaySelfie

Selfie [on repeat]



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